Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your ass is so big.
Sugar is sweet!
It's blocking my view.
And so are you!

I came home today and completely ignored all my siblings. I have never felt so accomplished in my life.
My mom came home and asked me how it went with Mrs. Pillsburry, and I told her it was nice.
Then she said it was good that I was trying to do ( Read more... )